Happy Penis Stash Jar
Crochet Pattern
What are you going to hide inside your Happy Penis Stash Jar? The possibilities are endless! To make your own, you’ll need a jar with a 7cm x 1.5cm lid. The pattern includes options for a peen wearing a beanie or helmet – make 1 or both! This jolly little guy will watch over your treasures while looking cute AF. He makes the perfect gift for your friend with a sense of humour (or your enemy who acts like a dick).
The hook size will depend on your yarn thickness and tension. Using Aran weight acrylic and a 4mm hook, our Happy Penis Stash Jar is approximately 22cm tall. The size will vary depending on the yarn, hook, and tension.
Materials
Aran weight acrylic yarn (4 Seasons Spot Saver)
Natural (90g – approx. 140m / 153 yards)
Pink (10g – approx. 18m / 20 yards)
Scraps of Aran weight yarn – Black
4mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
15mm Safety Eyes (not for children under the age of 3 years)
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry Needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Glass Jar (with 7cm Lid)
Gorilla Fabric Glue
Our patterns are written a little differently with beginner and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each row / round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try!
A PDF printer-friendly pattern is available on Ravelry and Etsy:
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