Emotional Support Penis
Crochet Pattern
Feeling a bit flaccid and need a pick-me-up? Our Emotional Support Penis will work hard to put a smile back on your face! You can customise your penis with a foreskin or a helmet. The pattern also includes a PDF of the tags in three different sizes to suit a number of yarn choices. Instructions are also provided on how to attach the tags to the Penis. Be sure to check out our other Emotional Support buddies.
One of the best things about this pattern is that it only uses a small amount of yarn, so get out your scraps. Just remember that the hook size will depend on your yarn thickness and tension. Using Aran weight acrylic and a 4mm hook, our Emotional Support Penis is approximately 13cm tall. The size will vary depending on the yarn, hook, and tension.
Materials
Aran weight acrylic yarn (4 Seasons SpotSaver)
Pink (5g – approx. 9m / 10 yards)
Natural (40g – approx. 62m / 68 yards)
Scraps of Aran weight yarn
Black
4mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
12mm Kawaii Safety Eyes (not for children under the age of 3 years)
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Hole Punch (optional)
Packing Tape
Thin Cardboard
Our patterns are written a little differently with beginner and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each row / round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try!
A PDF printer-friendly pattern is available on Ravelry and Etsy:
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