Apocalypse Beanie
Crochet Pattern
2025 feeling like a lot of doom and gloom? Why not crochet a beanie to match your mood? The Apocalypse Beanie is worked in joined rounds of double crochet with an oversized hook and chains to create distressing. The design is made to measure and includes a size chart in cm as well as stitch charts to show how the distressing technique works. You’re going to look extra stylish as society collapses, and you’ll have a useful skill to boot!
Materials
DK weight acrylic yarn (Source of Fibre Dirty DK) in
Panther 75g (approx. 150 metres / 164 yards)
7mm crochet hook (or size to suit your yarn)
6mm crochet hook (or size to suit your yarn)
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Ruler / Measuring Tape
Stitch Markers (Optional)
Our patterns are written a little differently with beginner and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each row / round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try!
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