Penis Marble fidget
Crochet Pattern
Hey – It’s our $1 DICK!
The public asked for it, and we have delivered – a Penis Marble Fidget! This little guy has stuffed balls and a marble in the shaft to play around with. The pattern includes instructions for finishing your peen with a beanie or a helmet.
One of the best things about this pattern is that it only uses a small amount of yarn. Using 10 ply cotton yarn and a 3.5mm hook, our Penis Marble Fidget is approx. 11cm long. The size will vary depending on yarn, hook, and tension.
This crochet amigurumi pattern is written for beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!
Materials
10 ply cotton yarn (Bendigo Woollen Mills)
Buttercream
3.5mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Marble
*This pattern is available on Etsy because they said it violated their terms. AI slop is fine with them, but not a crocheted penis.*
Our patterns are written a little differently with beginner and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each row / round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try!
A PDF printer-friendly pattern is available on Ravelry and Etsy:
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Disclaimer: Our patterns are intended for personal use only. Please do not distribute or publish the pattern in any medium. You may sell finished items made with our patterns in small quantities – please credit Fox Creations as the pattern designer in tags and listings. Fox Creations does not use generative AI for pattern writing or images.