Penis Scarf
Crochet Pattern
Another pattern in our seemingly endless line of… dicks. We’re not going for realism here – the Penis Scarf is a funny little silhouette to make for your friends or enemies. This pattern is perfect for practising working in rows and can be made in a variety of yarns. You will need to know how to single crochet, increase, decrease, and foundation single crochet. The Penis Scarf is approx. 120cm long (blocked), but it can be easily adjusted to be longer or shorter.
Materials
Aran weight cotton yarn (Abbey Road Kung Fu Cotton)
Natural 190g (approx. 266m / 291y)
5mm crochet hook
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Stitch Markers
Our patterns are written a little differently with beginner and neurodivergent crafters in mind. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics, making it easier to understand what you need to crochet in each row / round. If you’ve had trouble reading crochet patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give ours a try!
A PDF printer-friendly pattern is available on Ravelry and Etsy:
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